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Pilots Demotivational Poster


F18 HORNET REPAIRS -


TAGS: mechanics pilots
Rating: 5/5

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FangKitt3n - March 31, 2012, 3:14 pm
My masterchief would have shat bricks if my guys were working like that...
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
wouldn't all fit on my little form
ughomer - March 30, 2012, 4:50 pm
Airman ~ great rendition of this joke. Entire version is at http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/customer_service_jokes/pilot_and_aircraft_mechanic (e.g., Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Technician: Live bugs on back-order.


HOW DO YOU KNOW -


TAGS: airforce pilots humble
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:19 am
In that case, I got to get new friends! Lol


HERCULES, HERCULES -


TAGS: pilots thats my girl
Rating: 5/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
thats most likely the funniest thing iv read in months.
andnowforme0 - November 10, 2010, 11:48 pm
lol silly fighter jocks think they're better than a bomber that has enough bombs to destroy a nation in one flight.
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
sweet! 5 nautical miles for you
Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:53 pm
Heheh, yep and 4x as long in the air (pointing to watch)
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
very awesome, 5L
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L air!


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE - between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.


TAGS: pilots
Rating: 4.18/5

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FIGHTER PILOTS -




NAVAL AIR STRATEGY -




HAPPENS EVERY TIME -




ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY -


TAGS: pilots f18
Rating: 4.14/5

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EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:25 am
Amen on this one.
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 5:41 am
EJECT...EJECT...EJECT. only one powerplant is in burner. a little thrust imbalance?


DESTINY -




HE WHO DEMANDS -


TAGS: pilots aviation b1 nellisafb
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 10:49 pm
He isn't on Motifake anymore?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2013, 7:28 pm
Airman is retired now but he was definitely a pilot....We really miss him around here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 3:45 am
I'm not quite sure, but judging by your avatar, username, and the majority of your awesome posters... I'd have to say you're an actual pilot.


THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!




DRONES - Telling a fighter pilot how much more cooler they are Will get him to show you the secret Ejection Seat.




THE COCKPIT JUST GOT SMALLER -


TAGS: pilots co pilits
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 10:04 pm
You know, they say it’s safer to fly in an airplane, however, a comedian once said that if the engine fails, at least in a car you don’t drop several thousand feet.
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:10 pm
This could also go to MilitaryLulz.


FORCED WATER LANDING - The Pilots of US Airways Flight 1549 Did It Right!




AIRMAN - It's really more a nickname than a title.


TAGS: really he just lost his pilots license it wasn t revoked
Rating: 3.38/5

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Airman - March 18, 2010, 12:37 pm
LOL thanks JMAC.. I may change my name to AirHead in the near future


THE WASPS -


TAGS: wasps women airforce service pilots world war ii
Rating: 3.25/5

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Iconoclast - March 14, 2010, 2:02 pm
I appreciate the comment, GreyScorpion. I am still learning Motifake and post as the mood strikes me. i'll try to be funnier.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:37 pm
Iconoclast, you make really nice, well made posters,,,,but where's the funny? your last 3....where's the funny?


PEPPY -


TAGS: boats n starfighter pilots hmmm
Rating: 2.88/5

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... - August 18, 2009, 8:25 am
All aboard the Failboat!!!


FRATRICIDE RECORD - Held by US F-16 Pilots since April 2002


TAGS: fratricide record f16 pilots rnr
Rating: 2.81/5

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Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
..I Knows This Because Of My Wikipedia Learnings :)
Eddie - December 11, 2008, 4:24 am
When you hit someone in your side, is called "Friendly fire" Fraticide is a term used when the trh**tle or heat of one engine causes malfunction in the other. has you can clearly see, the f16 has only one engine. and that's called sarcasm...
Titus Pullo - November 15, 2008, 10:45 pm
First - dumbass, ever heard of sarcasm? Second - big whoop.
snicker, snicker - November 15, 2008, 3:56 pm
Pullo, do you realize your screen name means roughly "*****le" in Spanish?
@Mr. Pullo - November 15, 2008, 7:43 am
Of course you can testify. YOU haven't been hit. OTOH, the people who HAS been fratricide-killed, obviously, can't
Titus Pullo - November 14, 2008, 9:19 pm
As a former 19D SSG I can attest I have never been lit up by a Falcon. On the other hand, I have buddies that can't say the same for AH-64's.
Mike - September 3, 2008, 12:12 pm
Hey don't knock on the fast movers. They'd never kill a brotha!
G.I.Joe - August 8, 2008, 7:40 am
Everyone dogs on American military. Not having us be part of conflicts would be like dividing by zero...


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